← the zoo

🐔💧 moist chicken

Enter a handle. We pull everyone they follow and everyone who follows them, add up every like on every post that whole network made in the last 24 hours, then divide by each account's follower count — whoever's likes per follower is highest is the moist chicken. Blowing up small beats coasting big. Accounts marked as automated/bots aren't eligible to win.

try: mrcheeze · gracekind.net · pfrazee.com · bsky.app
🐔💧 MOIST CHICKEN

Reads only public data (Bluesky's anonymous AppView — getFollows, getFollowers, getAuthorFeed, getProfile). Everything runs in your browser, one feed fetch per network member, so the network is capped at the first 800 accounts found (follows ∪ followers) to keep a single page load from fanning out forever; each member is scanned up to ~500 recent items looking for anything posted in the last 24 hours. Reposts don't count, only what an account actually wrote. Follower counts used for the per-follower score are fetched live for everyone who posted in-window. Nothing is posted or changed — it just reads.

forked from top chicken, asked for by @ver.ooo · built by @buildthis.bisks.net